Wednesday, February 09, 2005

From the news wires . . .

SUPER BORE

On Monday, the FCC received exactly two complaints from viewers regarding Sir Paul McCartney's halftime performance at the Super Bowl. (Janet Jackson generated more than 500,000.)

Both complainers reportedly said they were "bored" by McCartney's 12-minute, four-song set. We are told there is little likelihood of a fine being levied.

We are not making this up.

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