Salon.com has some good stuff on its website today. First of all, an article about this thing called the "Soul mate calculator" (try it yourself here). Answer a few questions and see how many more people you have to meet to find your soul mate. Everyone in the article had like, 70,000,000. Mine calculated to 12 men between the ages of 19 and 28. Does that mean my standards aren't high enough?

Also great was this website, reminiscent of www.blackpeopleloveus.com: www.rent-a-negro.com. Anyone want to rent one with me for graduation this weekend?