The Decemberists were INCREDIBLE. Do you think if I moved there, Colin the singer would hang out with me? Could he have been any more endearing? What a voice. I have also been inspired to take up the accordion. Everyone: Go purchase their new cd immediately.

Jon "DJ Lazer" Rockey, your application is currently being processed. Should we choose to advance you to the next round, there will be a series of interviews in front of a panel to assess your DJ skills. A personality assessment may also take place to see if you can provide the appropriate complement to your potential co-host. You will be contacted shortly.