Nicole's review of Pirates of the Caribbean:
THIS MOVIE ROCKED MY WORLD. Geoffrey Rush said "Arrrrrrrr," a parrot said "Shiver me timbers," there was a monkey in a pirate outfit, and Johnny Depp was glorious in ways I'd never thought possible. 5 out of a possible 4 stars. As the Onion said, it's the pirate movie that nobody knew they desperately needed.