Ah, R. Kelly is acquitted on the child porn charges.
This article is unintentionally hilarious. Some gems:
"The 41-year-old superstar's trial was repeatedly delayed, once because the judge seriously injured himself falling off a ladder and another time because Kelly had emergency surgery to remove his appendix." What are the odds?
"During the trial, Kelly endeavored to make a good impression on jurors, always standing straight and folding his hands in front of him whenever they entered the courtroom."
"Jurors, in turn, made a good impression on Judge Vincent Gaughan, who repeatedly praised their attentiveness. All appeared to take careful notes, even when testimony became highly technical." I'd like to know how testimony in a child porn case becomes 'highly technical.' Actually, no, I really don't.
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