It's official: I am so old. Today at our Emmie meeting we discussed doing a feature on the best bar jukeboxes in Madison. Great idea, until I realized I was one of the only people on the Emmie staff OLD ENOUGH TO GET INTO THE BARS AND HEAR THE JUKEBOXES.

Meanwhile, today at DJ Lazer's and my floor hockey game. I broke a guy's tooth. Afterwards he told me he would never play floor hockey again.