Patronus would be a pretty cool band name. Actually, so would New Teen Rebel. Add those to House Elf Liberation Front and . . . what was the other one we'd come up with? How about The Hippogriffs? Or Blast Ended Skrewts?

Also, here's the most ridiculous song name ever: Priest with Sexually Transmitted Disease, Get Out of My Bed, by the Locust. No more need be said.